Turn a rough thought into a LinkedIn post worth publishing.
Alchie is narrow on purpose. It takes an unformed idea and works it into a LinkedIn post, and does nothing else. Pierre Guilbaud built it in April 2026 and grew it by building in public, which put the product in front of the people already writing there.
Channels are read from what the cited source says about how this business grew.
| Date | Metric | Value | Evidence | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aug 2026 | MRRCurrent | $7,674 | ✓ Verified · high confidenceStripe-verified recurring revenue · Stripe verified $7,674 MRR, 190 active subscriptions and $29,108 all-time revenue, updated August 27, 2026. | Stripe dashboard, via a third party |
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Figures are labelled ✓ Verified when the founder stands behind this profile, Ponicorn read them from a connected account, or a third party read them from a public dashboard. Everything else is Unverified, and still says where it was read. How figures work